One Man’s Nightmare is Another Man’s Theme Park

A matter of perception.

Fence Sitting

The only thing you will gain from sitting on the fence is a barbed-wire wedgie.

A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins with One Wrong Turn.

Confucius was not wrong, just irrelevant. A journey of ten feet also begins with a single step, but not even the truly lost soul needs to journey a thousand miles, especially on foot, to find the truth.

The truth is much closer that that. It is staring me in the face all day long. I only need to open my eyes to see it.

Errata Dada Ding Dong

Spelling and grammatical errors are supposedly acceptable, perhaps even encouraged, in Blog Land.

Not here. Being conversational does not mean talking like an idiot. At least not here it doesn’t.

I will make mistakes, but I promise not to be proud of them.